Rules of Hentai

1. Rules
01§: All fapping material should be enjoyed, unless it is really sad. In which case you will us your tears as lubricant.

02§: Do never state on a website where one can find your real identity that you are a lolicon.

03§: Do explain why a one genre is better than another,however never insult a fellow fapper due to their preferred genre.

2. Logic

01§: Because hentai.

02§: Sexual diseases don’t exist.

03§: The vagina can morph to fit the size of the object being inserted.

04§: Any male, other than theprotagonist, is either a villain, gay, or not capable of romantic feelings

05§: A female cannot become pregnant until forcefully gangbanged or until the protagonist wishes for it.

06§: A male can become pregnant if the male is a shota.

07§: There is no limit to howmany times a male can ejaculate.

08§: There is no limit to the amount of semen a male can ejaculate.

09§: Females, left on their own, will always become attracted to the protagonist.

10§: Females are never approached by men before the protagonist. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 04§)

11§: If males do not exist around a female, in the present state, they will become attracted to females.

12§: If males do not exist around a female, in a past state, it is because they have attended an all female school.

13§: If a dick hits the cervix, the woman feels pleasure rather than excruciating pain.

14§: Someone is always havingsex on school grounds.

15§: Shotas must cross dress.

16§: Shotas are either passive or Tsundere.

17§: Shotas can technically be counted as females and aretherefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.

18§: A trap can technically be counted as females and aretherefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.

19§: If the protagonist have a childhood friend then he will have sex with him/her.

20§: If a protagonists secretporn stash is discovered, it will result in copulation.

21§: Confessions of love in the middle of sexual intercourse will always result in a mutual response.

22§: A females genitalia willtighten if the protagonist calls her name during intercourse.

23§: If a protagonists works in an office, then he will have sex with either his boss, senpai or his kouhai.

24§: If a female works in an office, then she will be forced by either her boss, senpai or her kouhai.

25§: The tendency of a scene turning into yaoi or yuri is directly ruled by the male/female ratio.

26§: Every kind of situation can end up in casual sex

27§: Females will always describe whats happening while having sex.28§: The most reasonable excuse is ”It can’t be helped”.

29§: All females have sensitive nipples and will orgasm at the slightest touch.

30§: If there is mutual love,then the couple will orgasm at the same time.

31§: All housewives are lonely and horny.

32§: Upon the sight of a boner, a female will by instinct feel the responsibility to relieve theman of his erection.

33§: All animals have the ability to become human, so that they can return the favor to their owners.

34§: If it exists, there’s hentai of it.

35§: Unless the male wish forit, anal sex can never resultin scat.

36§: A Futunari will allays have a penis with an equal size of their lower arms.

37§: A female is inept too feel jealousy and on the rareoccasions that she does, it’s easy to subside through inclusion in a sexual act.(Exception; See 6. Exceptions 03§)

38§: Imoutos to a protagonistalways exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.

39§: Imoutos always have a set of romantic feelings for their brothers.

40§: Other males almost neverhave imoutos, when they do, then there is no mutual attraction.

41§: Anegos to a protagonist always exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.

42§: Anegos always have a set of romantic feelings for their little brothers.

43§: Should a male protagonist have a younger brother that isn’t a villain,then it’s either a shota or atrap.

44§: A principal will always receive a blowjob from a brainwashed student under thetable.

45§: All female aliens where developed to please human males.

46§: All male aliens where developed to brainwash human females.

3. Consent

01§: No means yes.

02§: Rape will almost always be consensual in the end.

03§: If it involves elves, itwill also be about rape.

04§: If it involves elves andthere was a lack of rape, then there is a prequel whichcontains rape.

05§: If you found a prequel, it involves elves and there was a lack of rape, then there is a sequel wich contains rape.

06§: NTR or rape is bad. However, you will sometimes like it, without admitting it.

07§: All Females can be victims to Forced.

08§: All types can be victimsto netorare.

09§: A case of netorare will always result in the brainwashing of the fRemale. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions03§)

10§: Females will always describe whats happening while being raped.

4. Yuri and Yaoi

01§: Males who are attracted to other Males are under legislation of; 6. Exceptions

02§. And therefore eligible to brainwash.

02§: Two female lolis will always result in Yuri intercourse.

03§: Females who are attracted to other females can always be converted unless loli. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 05§)6. Exceptions01§: Villains can change this.02§:
Therefore, some rules can be applied to them that would otherwise only apply tofemales.03§: This does not apply to the Yandere type.

04§: If a female has been approached by a male before the protagonist. then she is either;
.a) A Milf
.b) A candidate for Netori
.c) Cheating on the protagonist due to brainwash
.d) In a forced relationship with a villain
.e) A slut.

05§: If an older man is paying the loli, then said loli can be converted into a bisexual.

Yours sincerely – Vanilj

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