This is Your brain on Hentai

You think you like it because: Because no other genre of porn can satisfy your perfectly natural needs to see 14-years olds lolis getting it in every possible way from giant monster tentacles or you have special love for animated bodies…you just love how they are drawn… That and, well… the pretty animated women don’t judge you, or laugh at you or spread rumors around the school or work that you can’t get off unless someone shouts random Japanese phrases at you.

•What does science say?

Now, am no doctor, but if you catch yourself spending a little too much time with your animated smut,waifu…fellow otaku. it is possible you have “schediaphilia”, a sexual attraction to anime and cartoon characters….now before I get a jitsu to the face…

As with most paraphilias (that is “sexual attraction to nonhumans, suffering or non-consenting partners”), it is important to separate a simple sexual fantasy triggered by novelty and an actual factual sexual psychological condition. So, unless you start a petition to marry a manga character,(..Ikuno Emiru..my waifu ) you probably have nothing to worry about..What really is normal?(Haha shameless bias)

Lusting over yuri girls,big breasted tsunderes is still acceptable, Being a rather newly observed phenomenon, there aren’t that many studies directly related to schediaphilia and the attraction to Hentai, mainly because

a) it would make for a pretty awkward grant application.. Ya john cena like scientists

b) the world is not that beautiful of a place just yet…damn animated hating mofoz..”why you no see…manga boobs sexy??”

That being said, outside the obvious reasons like basically reinventing the concept of perversity and boobs the size of most moons, there are some (true) studies which seem to explain a certain level of boner activity in the presence of Hentai.

For example, a number of studies on the nature of attractiveness performed on students from various ethnic backgrounds, across many cultures, have concluded that the universal markers of doability include faces with large eyes, big pupils, small noses, small chins and big smiles. Sounds familiar?..(Anime girls are the future of women???)

According to science, you have an erection now…nothing to fear my good otaku….but a waifu in real laifu..will do you better..just saying..

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